Calvin - Hobbes, look! There's a little raccoon on the ground.

Hobbes - Is it alive?

Calvin - I think so, but he's hurt. See, he's hardly breathing.

Hobbes - Better not touch him if he's hurt.

Calvin - Yeah. You wait here and guard him. I'll run and get MOM.

Hobbes - I sure hope she can help.

Calvin - Of course she can! You don't get to be MOM if you can't fix everything just right.